Be awesome instead.

That Jackie is so in right now. bahahaha NOT.
I am Jackie, and I like good jams, jokes (extra cheese, please), and Jane.

chicagobusiness:

“Woman was on the phone being interviewed for a job and this guy took her phone to put in a good word.” via @dan4lopez 

#gooddeeds

(via imwithkanye)

metallikato:

I see a little silhouetto of a man

ScaraMOUCHE scaraMOUCHE 

Will you do the fandango?

THUNDERBOLTS AND LIGHTNING

VERY VERY FRIGHTENING 

Me!

Galileo,Galileo

Galileo,Galileo 

Galileo, Figaro

magnificooooooooooo

(via lumos-maxima)

Perfect girls night in.

(via npr)

  • me: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
  • mom: ಠ_ಠ put
  • mom: ಠ‿ಠ the table
  • mom: (╬ ಠ益ಠ) BACK!
  • me: ┬──┬ ノ( ゜^゜ノ) sorry...

dean-a-ling-a-ling:

veraciouslymendacious:

emilianadarling:

Oh. My. God.

How long did this take someone to make????

#do they even have crime in canada

HAHAHHAAHAHAH

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